Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Joke

A flood is foretold and nothing can be done to prevent it; in three months the waters will wipe out the world.


A televangelist takes to the airwaves and pleads with everyone to welcome J. within three months , as their savior; that way, they will at least find salvation in heaven.


The pope goes on TV with a similar message: “You have three months to accept Catholicism,” he says.


The Sheik tells his people they have three months to accept allah and prepare to die in faith.


The chief rabbi of Israel takes a slightly different approach: He tells his people “We have three months to learn how to live under water.”

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